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Smoothie recipes?

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Sep 26th

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“Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morning...”

– Just watched The Muppet movie & couldn’t help myself.

Sep 26th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

YOU CAN

Follow me on twitter… I talk about food & hating pants a lot. Especially wearing leggings AS pants. www.twitter.com/ChewBeccaSays

Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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R.I.P....

In a school where most people are only nice to you if you can do something for them, Dimitri gave me more than just the time of day. He was a great friend to me, and he was always there with a kind heart. It was impossible to dislike him. He was always making jokes and when he wasn’t he was talking about crazy conspiracy theories or lizard people. He was the hardest worker I knew. Most kids...

Sep 25th

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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“It’s Pickles, he’s the hero Bryton deserves, but not the one he...”

– a friend of Bryton’s on our doggie Pickles

Sep 21st

“We’re not here for the game. The game is nothing. The game is crap. The game...”

– Homer Simpson on tailgating

Sep 20th

Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 16th

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THIS DUMB KID...

That I know got his Pottermore e-mail & deleted his account because he got sorted into Slytherin. “I’m Ravenclaw, I KNOW I’m Ravenclaw!” I know a lot of people who’d be pissed at him. Hell, I’m pissed at him & I barely know him, or care too much about Pottermore. Who does that?!?

Sep 16th

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Sep 16th

MY DOG WON'T STOP FARTING. AND AFTER HE JUST TURNS...

Sep 16th

Watch

PRESENTING….EMPEROR PICKLES IN…OLDE TIMEY DANCEY!

Sep 15th

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My first published article! Take a gander! →

Sep 14th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 12th

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“Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive....”

– Howard Thurman (via ssshhhhhhhh)

Sep 11th

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Sep 10th

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Sep 10th

Sad rant is sad.

Since I have a droid my contacts are all on my gmail account. But for some reason every now & then it says it has trouble logging me in. When this happens, it deletes all my contacts. And even after I sign in, it doesn’t import my contacts again. So I do it manually. And then it deletes them all again… It’s been such a hard day. That just makes it worse. I want to sleep for...

Sep 10th